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Lyrics from Film:

 

Song Title: School of Rock*

Performed By: School of Rock

 

~~Baby we was making straight A's,
But we was stuck in a dumb daze,
Don't take much to memorize your life,
I feel like I've been hypnotisized,
and then that magic man he come to town,
whoo wee,
he done spone my head around,
he said recess is in session,
Two and two make five,
and now baby,
oh I'm alive,
oh yeah,
I'm alive.

And if you wanna be the teacher's pet,
Well baby you just better forget it,
Rock got no reason,
Rock got no rhyme,
You better get me to school on time.


Oh you know I'm was on the Honor Roll,
got good grades,
and got no soul,
raise my hand before I can speak my mind,
I've been biting my tongue too many times,
And then that magic man said to obey,
(uh huh)
do what magic man do,
not what magic man say,
Now could I please have the attention of the class,
today's assignment,
KICK SOME ASS!

and if you wanna be the teacher's pet,
well baby you just better forget it,
rock got no reason,
rock got no rhyme,
you better get me to school on time.

This is my final exam,
now ya'll know who I am,
I might not be that perfect son,
but ya'll be rockin' when I'm done.

 

Song Title: Legend of the Rent

Performed by: Jack Black

*It starts off...a dark stage and then a beam of light, and you can see me and my guitar*

In the end of time
There was a man who knew the road
And the writing, was written on the stone

*And then a thin layer of fog comes in around my ankles
Roadies that means dry ice we're gonna talk about this later*

In the ancient time
An artist led the way
But no one, seemed to understand

*Chimes, Freddy*

In his heart he knew
The artist must be true
But the legend, of the rent was way past due

*And then Katie you come in with the bass*

Well you think you'll be just fine...without me, but your mine!
You think you can, kick me out of the band

*And then Zach you come in with the face melter*

Well there's just one problem there
The band is mine
How can you kick me out...of what is mine

*And then...Hawaii 5-0, you ever see that show? O.K. well there's a drum solo in there...*

Youre not hardcore
Unless you live hardcore

*And then... that's where I want the back-up singers to be like*

Well youre not hardcore
(No youre not hardcore)
Unless you live hardcore
(Unless you live hardcore)
But the legend of the rent was way hardcore

*Boom! Big ol' explosion...some like confetti comes down
Anyway, that's all I got so far, it's a work in progress*

 

Title: Math is a Wonderful Thing

Performed By: Jack Black w/ Caitlin Hale, Miranda Cosgrove and James Hosey

 

Math is a wonderful thing
Math is a really cool thing
So get off your ath, lets do some math
Math, Math, Math, Math, Math

3-4 is ..... -1, Thats right
6 times a billion is....6 Billion, Nailed it!
54 is 45 more and whats the answer Marta?
9
No its 8
No its 9
Yes I was just testing you.... its 9! And thats a magic number!

 

Title: Heal Me, I'm Heartsick*

Perfomed By: No Vacancy

 

Heal me, i'm heartsick
I'm hungry and i'm broken
I'm haunted, and weeping
Theblood of heaven flowing like a river tonite, tears i can't fight on my own
I'm a haunted, heaving, i'm hung and barely breathing
The drowning ocean, snuff the sun in motion.
Theres a pill on my tongue, a shot from a gun , the bottles bottom
I'm lonely as a star

(Chorus)
So heal me, i'm heart sick
Hungry, but i can survive on you
Heal my heartsick hungry cries
I'm heartsick

Father, free me. mama , woman, feed me.
Child of fury, lost his way but don't worry.
I won't stop til the dawn,
Though i'm in too long on the run i grow strongad restless as a dog

(Chorus)

*guitar solo*

Heal me
I'm heart sick
I'm hungry and i'm broken
I'm haunted, and weeping
The blood of heaven flowing like a river tonite
Tears i can't fight on my own

(chorus)x2

 

* means that the song * is put next to is on the soundtrack

 

Title: Long Way to the Top

Performed by: School of Rock

 

Ridin' down a highway

Goin' to a show

Stopin' all the by-ways

Playin' rock 'n' roll

 

Gettin' robbed

(gettin' robbed)

Gettin' stoned

(gettin' stoned)

Gettin' beat-up

(gettin' beat-up)

Broken boned

(broken boned)

Gettin' had

(gettin' had)

Gettin' took

(gettin' took)

I tell you people, It's harder than It look

 

'Cause It's a long way to the top

If you wanna rock 'n' roll

It's a long way to the top

If you wanna rock 'n' roll

 

Hotel motel

(hotel motel)

Make you wanna cry

(make you wanna cry)

Lady do the hard-shell

(lady do the hard-shell)

Know the reason why

(know the reason why)

 

Gettin' old

(gettin' grey)

Gettin' ripped off

(gettin' ripped off)

Underpaid

(underpaid)

Gettin' had

(gettin' had)

Gettin' took

(gettin' took)

I tell you people, It's harder than It look

 

'Cause its a long way to the top

If you wanna rock and roll

 

(Spoken) All right

The next thing I wann hear

Is a face-melting solo by our own Zack Mooneyham, go

Here we go

 

*Zack's solo*

 

(Spoken)Dude, Is my face ok? I think you melted It off, hahaha
Alright, now the next thing I wanna hear,
The very next thing, I don't wanna hear anything, Unless i hear,
A gut-busting drum solo, from Freddy, take it away!

 

*Freddy's solo*

 

Long way to the top

If you wanna rock 'n' roll!

Yes, it's a long way to the top

If you wanna rock and roll

 

(spoken) My gut got busted,
What did you do Freddy?
Now I think it's time,
We heard from a little somebody,
Lawrence on lead solo keyboard, go!

 

*Lawrence's solo*

 

Long way to the top

If you wanna rock and roll!

(Spoken) Alright slow it down

Listen up you guys,
Here's what I need

I need you girls to repeat after me

 

Rubi dubi dubi

(Rubi dubi dubi)

Blimbi blimbi beh

(Blimbi blimbi beh)

Chica chica chica chica chig chig

(Chica chica chica chica chig chig)

Ah, gah gah gah gah gah gee!

(Ah, gah gah gah gah gah gee!)

 

(Spoken) Alright

Now the first test is over,
I'm gonna need alicia to give me a two second vocal solo

Go

 

(Alicia singing) 'Cause it's a long way to the top

If you wanna rock 'n' ro-oo-oo-oo-oo-ll

 

(Spoken) Don't bogart to mic, Alicia

That was beautiful

But now it's time

Come on, Tomika!

 

(Tomika singing) Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ah-ah-ah-ah-oh-oh

 

(Spoken) That was tasty

Ok, Marta

Blow my brains out

 

(Marta singing) The movie is over

(the movie really over)

But, we're still on screen

(but we're still on screen)

Everybody's rockin'

(Everybody's rockin')

And we came from Horace Green?

(We came from Horace Green)

 

It's time for my solo!

Ah-chig-ah-chig-ah-chig-chig

Chig-chig-chig-chig-chig

A-chig-ah-chig-chig-chig-chig

Woo-woo!

 

Movie's almost over

(movie's almost over)

Credits got to roll

(credits got to roll)

Look at that name there

(look at that name there)

I do not know that guy

(I do not know that guy)

Check it out, now

(Check it out)

It's time to go

(It's time to go)

You're in the way

(gettin' in the way)

The cleaning guy had to come in her and clean the sticky stuff off of the floor

 

Oh! It's a long way to the top

If you wanna rock 'n' roll

 

(Spoken) All right

That's it

Stop you guys

Stop

Seriously you guys

All right

Take five

You wanna go?

All right

That was a good class

 

(Zack) See ya, dude