Memorable Quotes:
~~Dewey Finn: Your kids have all really touched me, and I'm pretty sure that I've touched them.
~~Dewey Finn: Now raise your goblet of rock. It's a toast to those who rock!
~~Dewey Finn: I pledge allegiance... to the band... of Mr. Schneebly... and will not fight him... for creative control... and will defer to him on all issues related to the musical direction of the band.
~~Dewey Finn: You, Freddy. What do you like to do?
Freddy: I don't know
(Pauses)
Freddy: Burn Stuff?
~~[Talking about what they hate]
Billy: You
Dewey Finn: No, Billy. We've already told me off
Billy: You're tacky and I hate you
Dewey Finn: You see me after class
~~Dewey Finn: Ok, here's the deal. I have a hangover. Who knows what that means?
Frankie: Doesn't that mean you're drunk?
Dewey Finn: No, It means I was drunk yesterday
Freddy: It means you're an alcoholic
Dewey Finn: Wrong
Freddy: You wouldn't come to work with a hangover unless you were an alcoholic. Dude, you got a disease!
Dewey Finn: Hmmm...What's your name?
Freddy: Freddy Jones
Dewey Finn: Ok, Freddy Jones. Shut up!
~~Miss Mullins: Sorry to interrupt, Mrs. Lemmons said that she heard music coming from the classroom.
Dewey Finn: Music? Um, no I didn't hear any music did you kids? Uh oh, it looks like Mrs. Lemmons is on crack, right kids?
~~Freddy: Are we going to be goofing off like this everyday?
Dewey Finn: We're not goofing off. We're creating musical fusion
Freddy: Then are we going to be making musical fusion everyday?
Dewey Finn: Yes
[Freddy walks off happily]
~~Dewey Finn: In the words of AC/DC: We roll tonight... to the guitar bite... and for those about to rock... I salute you.
~~Michelle: Mr. S? We came up with some names for the band
Dewey: All right, hit me
Eleni: The bumblebees?
Dewey: No, it's too sissy
Eleni: The Koala Bears?
Dewey: No, what are you talking about? It's too sissy
[Dewey sees Miss Mullins]
Dewey: Hey, Miss Mullins
Michelle: How about, Pig Rectum?
[Dewey makes weird noise]
Miss Mullins: Michelle!
Dewey: It's a science project
~~Dewey: God of Rock, thank you for this chance to kick ass. We are your humble servants. Please give us the power to blow people's minds with our high voltage rock. In your name we pray, Amen.
~~Dewey: [raising his first three fingers] Read between the lines, Theo..Read between the lines!
~~Freddy: Come on man, we're on a mission. One great rock show can change the world... look out the window...
Dewey: [seeing bus and students] No way! That's so punk rock.
~~Billy: You're gonna talk to me about style? You can't even dress yourself... look at that bow tie.
Dewey: Don't you be talkin' about my bow tie.
~~Dewey: Give up, just quit, because in this life, you can't win. Yeah, you can try, but in the end you're just gonna lose, big time, because the world is run by the Man. The Man, oh, you don't know the man. He's everywhere... in the Whitehouse... down the hall -Ms. Mullens, she's the man. And the Man ruined the ozone, he's burning down the Amazon, and he kidnapped Shamu and put her in a chlorine tank! And there used to be a way to stick it to the Man. It was called Rock and Roll, but guess what, oh no, the man ruined that, too, with a little thing called MTV! So don't waste your time trying to make anything cool or pure or awesome cause the man is just gonna call you a fat washed up loser and crush your soul. So do yourselves a favor and just GIVE UP!
~~Dewey: Sell my guitars? Would you tell Piccasso to sell his guitars?
~~Dewey: [improvising some educational sing-song] Math is a wonderful thing. Math is a really cool thing. So get off your ath, let's do some math. Math, math, math, math, math. Three minus four is?
Summer: Negative one
Dewey: That's right. And six times a billion is?
Marco: Six billion?
Dewey: Nailed it. And fifty-four is forty-five more than what is the answer, Marta?
Marta: Nine
Dewey: No, it's eight
Marta: [Singing] No, it's nine
Dewey: You're right I was testing you... it's nine. And that's a magic number.
~~Dewey: Those that can't do, teach, and those that can't teach... teach gym.
~~Dewey: Does anyone have the guts to tell me off. huh?
Freddy: Shut the hell up, Schneebly
~~Dewey: You don't have to worry about me because I'm a hard-ass. And if a kid gets out of line, I got no problem smacking them in the head.
~~Dewey: Dude, I service society by rocking, O.K.?
~~Lawrence: You're a fat loser and you have body oder
~~Dewey: Look at them...They're all terminal
Battle of the Bands director: Geez..What have they all got?
Dewey: Those kids are infected with a very rare disease. It's called, "Stickittodamoninosis".
Battle of the Bands director: Really? I've never heard of a disease like that.
Dewey: You're lucky..It's hell
~~Dewey: Katie, what was that thing you were playing today, the big thing?
Katie: Cello
Dewey: Ok. This is a bass guitar. And it's the exact same thing but instead of playing it like this you tip it on the side... cello, you got a bass.
~~Dewey: You have to use your head and your mind and your brain.